I LIVE IN A CAVE I LIVE IN A CAVE
When I must come to town, I share digs with a troll.
I have no phone.
But I am the only one who can grant you a RockWacker.
And we must talk, if you are to obtain your RockWacker.
Can I make it any tougher?
Email your phone number to me, silent@wordless.us.
Tell me "I Wanna Wacker."
Then wait for a call.
Wait very patiently.
Browse http://www.thewordless.com/ and wait.
Then wait a little more.
While you are waiting,
Go read everything at http://www.wordlessnot.blogspot.com/.
Then wait.
Keep waiting.  ¶ 3/27/2006 12:17:00 PM